What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:00

-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…